The good, bad, and ugly of shit u’s commencement

Recently I attended events involving brown’s commencement and had interesting experiences.
The good; I managed to find decent food at most events. Plus Dr. Khrushchev was glad to see me on brown campus again, telling me I did the right thing in April 2008. Interestingly enough most people remembered me.
The bad; There was a thunderstorm, and though it was nice to see the shitings there get soaked I had to deal with it as well.
The ugly; The shit u pigs would stop what they were doing when they would see me and observe. They can’t stand the fact the law is now on my side and not theirs, not to mention their dirty deeds have come to light.
Peter Z