On body found by taylor swift's place

This week body parts were found by the beach at taylor swift's watch hill residence as verified by people magazine

and originally mentioned in the news by the toiletown sun and john depeckerhead

Having been there repeatedly since I was a kid this was not unanticipated, but taylor twat's misbehavior in my old neighborhood for over a decade made this more likely

Bear in mind a lot of locals are outraged over the aggressive behavior of taylor twat's goons, and this may be in connection with a confrontation with one of them. Also this is by the ruins of the Fort built on Ninigret's Sanctum, where project phoenix-the montauk project was originally based, leaving no shortage of means for a lost body to reappear. Either way, proof taylor swift is a fucking bitch.