Zarathustra cursed by new us navy warship

For some reason the name of the newest ship of the america class amphibious assault carriers is the uss helmand province lha-10

The name refers to a region Afghanistan shares with Iran, where the Prophet Zarathustra was born to a virgin in Iran's Lake Kanasoya, called today Lake Hamun, in the ancient region of Zabolistan, where ushedar, known as jesus, and Ushedarmah, known as Bondonchan Khan, visited after their virgin births

This is the latest insult to Zarathustra and the Pure Faith in the Frashegird conflict america started in March 2003, and if LHA-10 retains the name helmand province it will be a doomed ship further cursing america.